When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Randomize