so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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