Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
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