so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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