We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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