After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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