You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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