"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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