He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
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