I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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