Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
he fucked my hip out of place.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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