Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
time to smoke my breakfast
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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