so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
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