is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
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