Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
