its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
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