is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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