So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Randomize
