love makes seman taste better
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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