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So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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