everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
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