Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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