I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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