: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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