She said her name was "party"
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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