Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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