I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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