If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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