I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Randomize
