Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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