Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
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