I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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