Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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