he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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