Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
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in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
His hands were made for my vagina.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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