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say what?
wanna hang out?
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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