I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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