Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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