I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
Two words: nipple clamps
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