Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Randomize
