Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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