Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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