Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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