I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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