but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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