i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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