you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Randomize
