butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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