The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
operation harelip BJ is a go
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
why is half of my head shaved?
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