And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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