stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
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