Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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