I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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