I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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