there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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